Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Ladies, listen up! I’m begging you: GET RID OF YOUR GAUCHOS! I hate those things. The purpose of the gaucho is to give a woman “the beauty of a skirt and the comfort of pants.” Bullshit. They may have the comfort of pants, but the beauty of the skirt thing is a load of crap. Whoever told you they looked good, lied straight to your face. They don’t look like a flowing skirt, ladies. They are more like high water Hammer pants. I guess if you want to look like a pirate they’re fine. All you wannabe hipster trash kids know what I’m talking about. Pirates are the new black. How soon you all forget the pirate puffy shirt craze in the ‘90s! That lasted all of 2 weeks. Why? Because the puffy pirate shirt makes you look like a jackass unless you’re intercepting boats on the open seas and stealing Chiquita bananas. Stop with the gauchos already.
posted by Tab @ 6:49 PM
3 Comments:
The worst thing about fashion people is that every few decades they crawl out from under a rock shit on what everyone is wearing, make up so horrible crap (like gauchos) and think that its the hot shit and they are totally impervious to time.
In a few year years those things are going to look just as ridiculous as the plaid polyester pantsuits, the old Burger King employee hats from the 80's and those crushed velvet bell bottoms Lenny Kravitz used to wear when he brought them back from being not cool the first time around.
Wait, plaid polyester pantsuits aren't cool? Dammit!
Arrrrrrrr
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