OK, so I suck.

I should be ashamed of myself. I am a disappointment to dedicated bloggers everywhere, and I apologize for that. I originally started this blog for Justin...not because he asked me to, but because I didn't think it was fair to subject him to any more of my ranting and raving. Don't let it fool you, I'm not going to stop bitching and moaning to him. Instead, the rest of the world will see what a maniac I am, and what this dear man has to put up with on a daily basis.

I have a tendency to go on "what's the deal with..." tirades a la Jerry Seinfeld. I also don't always have a point to these little tirades (again, a la Seinfeld), but I hope to leave you a little bit amused or contemplative at the very least.

So having said all that...what's the deal with MySpace. Everyone has one. Even those who don't want MySpace accounts have them. Justin and I are perfect examples. Fuck a MySpace...but I'll be damned if I go 2 days without checking my messages. Well, my problem isn't really with MySpace as a whole. I think it's a great idea when used with good intentions like keeping in touch with old friends or chatting with people who hold similar interests in music, movies, etc. Anyone who has ever had a Friendster account knows MySpace rips Friendster a new hole every time. So what's my issue with MySpace? Slutbag moms. Slutbag moms are my problem with MySpace. Everyone has seen a profile like this:

"My name is Jenny. I am a single mom, and I love my kids with all my heart. I love Jesus, for all things are possible through HIM. I'm looking for decent people who share my love of kids, puppies and Jesus the Christ."

Then, you look at Jenny's pictures and it goes like this:

Picture of Jenny without a shirt holding her nipples
Picture of Jenny licking her finger provocatively
Picture of Jenny's son, Madison, playing little league with a caption that reads, "My heart!"
Picture of Jenny taking a body shot out of a half-naked woman's navel


I totally understand that she's probably a wonderful mom. Unfortunately, she's also a very lonely woman. I just think these people should have a little more respect for their children than to sandwich them between pictures of them masturbating and making out with 3 other people. If Jenny wants to have a page with her kids on it, she should keep it clean/cleaner. If she wants a slutty MySpace she should keep her kids out of it. I really would hate to see what would happen to poor Madison when all his classmates see his mom's nipple pictures on the internet. Like I said, EVERYONE has a MySpace. I see little kids everyday at work who are looking at MySpace profiles. Save your children the embarrassment. If you're a horny middle-aged single mom don't post your kid's picture next to a picture of you touching yourself. Also, even if you THINK you're a M.I.L.F. you're probably NOT.